We both wanted different things. She wanted me to stop swigging beer and watching football on the TV and I was just fine with things the way they were. She packed her bags and was ready to push off, but I tried my luck with the old 'lets have a fuck for old time's sake' line. I thought my luck was in until she started slapping my cock about. The pain was excruciating, especially when she tried to bend my cock double. The woman is obviously a nutter.