CFNM FRENZY!

HERE'S A COUPLE OF INSANE HANDJOBS FOR YOU:

This guy hires babes so's he has something to look at in the office - other then the furniture and the computers. And he makes them climb ladders and bend over just so he can gawp at their beautiful, nubile bodies. (My kinda guy!). But occasionally, this behaviour just gets him into trouble and the girls get their own back. On this occasion he gets caught looking up a secretary's skirt - and ends up getting his cock seriously lashed. Check it out HERE. She wasn't as quiet as he'd thought!

Secondly, here's a sexy lodger who's been lusted after for a long time. Unwisely, the guy sneeks into her room and gets caught! Oops. He just culdn't help himself because she's so sexy. But the upshot is he has to pay a high price when she exacts her revenge on his poor defenceless dick. See the clip HERE, where he gets his balls slapped. Having said that - it seems well worth it when she slips out of her sexy lingerie!

This scene will particularly resonate with all you married guys out there - cos you may have a similar problem with your 'better half'. My wife's so interested in domestic stuff and shopping that she sometimes takes her eye off the important things in life - such as giving me regular blow jobs. In fact, she's pretty much decided sex isn't important any more since we got back from the honeymoon. Worse still, she can't stand me eyeing up sexy girls in the street, or spending too long looking at the bathroom and shower section of the Littlewoods catalogue! What's her problem? I have my needs. True, she does service them. But all I ever get these days is a flippant, harsh handjob - going at my poor dick like it's a punch bag at the Tae Kwon Do class. Ouch.

It's good being in the glamour biz. You see gorgeous babes taking their clothes off, you take pictures of them and then if they are young enough and daft enough you are pretty likely to get a shag at the end of the day as a bonus. So, I was really pissed off when an older woman turned up the other day for a glamour shoot. I mean, there was no way I was going to get a legover with her and I wasn't entirely sure I wanted to anyway. The old dragon had a mouth on her that was filthier than a mains drain and a grip like a vice on my balls. Not good, I thought, until something began to stir down there.....

There was a time when women had your dinner on the table and were ready for a fuck whenever you wanted. Not any more. My girlfriend came in after work the other day after I had been having an exhausting afternoon on the sofa watching TV. She went mad because I hadn't cooked her any dinner. Stupid cow, I mean? What is the point of keeping a dog and barking yourself? She was so angry that she stripped off my trousers and underwear and started slapping my swollen cock and balls around like a punch bag - she was particularly upset when I suggested that she should really get round to mending my bike. My penis took some serious punishment then. Women! Give them the vote and look what happens.

One of my best clients came by yesterday to see how her latest commission was coming along. I had produced a magnificent piece called 'bucket'. Obviously her understanding of art is not great because she was less than impressed. She ordered me to strip to see if I had another other 'pieces' worth examining. She was pretty amused by my cock. Then she gave me a harsh handjob and showed me that cockslapping and punching was something she had elevated to an art form of her own.

Lucky for me, I have two absolutely gorgeous girls working in my office: one blonde and one a brunette. Trouble is, they're always arguing over who has the most fun, blondes or brunettes, in general. So they decided to ask for my opinion. That put me in a bit of a dilemma, I can tell you. I mean, how can you admit that, as a guy, you don't really give a fuck either way so long as they've got fit bodies and are willing to suck your cock dry? Funny, but, somehow, the girls seem to see things differently! Problem was that when I tried to tell the truth they got a bit 'shirty' and actually started slapping my cock around; and when I said I felt I couldn't choose between the two of them, suddenly one grabs onto my balls and the others going for my poor cock quite addressively - until I'm getting pulled in two different directions and wondering if I'm still going to be in possession of my tackle at the end of it! All I can say is... thank fuck my latest girlfriend is a redhead. She's almost angelic compared to the two mentalists that work in my office. Fuck me!

A real scene of domestic bliss round at my house the other day. The girlfriend was yapping on the phone to one of her boring mates and was trying to arrange for us both to visit her mate for a few days. I wasn't having that and decided to stamp my authority on the situation. The girlfriend was not impressed with my show of manly dominance and attacked my helpless cock slapping it around like a tennis ball. Oddly enough, I found it very horny being slapped around like that. She reckons I am weird, but I am not. Am I?

We've all got 'em - those nightmare nutter girlfriends that we would rather forget about. I was in the pub the other night and someone started talking about her. I'd had more beer than was good for me, so I told the guy she was rubbish in bed. How was I to know he was the new boyfriend? I was pretty surprised the following day when she let herself into my house with the key I had given her. I was even more surprised when she started to give me a pretty harsh handjob.

FANTASY SEQUENCE: I was having a wank in the hotel room when the maid walked in. She didn't say much, just looked and quietly went to work on my cock. She slapped it around making it sting. Every time I asked her to stop and do something more pleasurable she just looked at me and carried on giving my cock a hard time and calling me names!

Here's one for the football fans. This girl has no sense of the value of money, she just keeps on spending this guy's hard-earned cash on crap. While he just wants to spend it on important things such as Chelsea FC tickets and beer. When he tries to show her the error of her ways she simply goeas mad, slapping his cock until his eyes water due to such a painful. harsh handjob.